You think you’re winning because the slots chime like a victory horn? Nah. That’s your brain misreading dopamine as cash. Super 7s Rugby doesn’t pay you — it pays your therapist. I’ve seen players spin $10 for 3 hours straight… then stare at their bank account wondering why they’re still here. Low volatility games? They don’t cheer. They just nod. And yes — you didn’t lose. You just stopped playing to feel like you won.

P.S. Next time you hit ‘spin’… ask yourself: am I chasing joy… or just avoiding my rent?

I thought I was here for fun… turns out I was just another soul clicking ‘Spin’ while my therapist billed me for it. Turns out winning isn’t luck—it’s knowing when to walk away after your 3rd free spin (NZD $30). RTP at 97%? More like ‘Rugby + Roulette’ with emotional calibration. You don’t chase FOMO—you strategically avoid it while sipping tea before match day. #BetSmartNotBroke