I didn’t win the jackpot—I calculated it. Turns out, RNG doesn’t lie… it just does its job very well. Free spins? Not luck. They’re conditional triggers wrapped in variance signals. My MSc taught me: if you chase jackpots, you’re just chasing p-values. But when the machine hits 97% RTP? That’s not magic—it’s math wearing a tuxedo. Want to try? Spin once… then check your bank account before blaming the algorithm.

P.S. If this post got you laughing—comment below with your worst losing streak.